Granted, but all other zim fans kill you DB

I wish that last minicomic I made was real o3o

Granted, but oddly enough, the whole world turns into a cartoon comic o_O

I wish I didn't feel crappy today...

Granted, but instead, you'll feel crappy every other day |c

I wish I could somehow cheer you up D:

Granted, but 5 seconds later I'm gloomy again :'(

I wish my mom would stop nagging me :/

Granted, but now your dad starts nagging D|

I wish I had the ability to cheer others up with only snapping my finger c:

Granted, but after a few minutes, the effect wears off and they're worse :'(


I wish I didn't have an F in English so that I could watch Invader Zim and use the comp for my own purposes again

Granted, but the computer explodes for no reason! D8

I wish once again that we knew eachother in real life DB

Granted, but our parents take us away from each other 'cuz they think we're both perverts in disguise XD

I wish I had a puppy that luvded meh

Granted, but your parents wont allow a dog DB

I wish I was uber-strong XD

Granted, but now you look like an over-muscular freak P:

I wish ZADR didn't exist.

Granted, but invader zim didnt exist either DB

I wish I knew how to scare the s*** out of my classmates without getting detention XD

XD Granted, but one of them gets so scared, they get a heart attack and you're sued for murder D:

I wish Dib would finally get his respect and no one would think he was crazy.

Granted, but to get that Dib has to catch and dissect Zim D:

I wish there was a school for only the GOOD I.Z fans (like us, not those ZaDr types |c) and Zim and Dib were there too c8

Granted, but only 3 people attend.

I wish Zim could see how cute GIR is.

Granted, but he asplodes with the cuteness D':

I wish I could be an exchange student at your school for a whole semester c8

Granted, but my teachers hate you as much as they hate me D':

(AND THEY REALLY F***ING HAT MEH D:)

I wish my teachers would stop being such asses and get fired already.

(mine hate meh too! D': )

Granted, but they get replaced by preppy girls like the ones that love ZaDr DB

I wish I wasn't such a lazyass :B

Granted, now you're doing something everyday and you don't go on the computer anymore D:

I wish aliens were real and didn't want to kill us.

Granted, but they never visited Earth D:

I wish I had Dib hair c8

Granted, but everyone also thinks you have a big head :c

I wish I had the antennae Zo-e has

Granted, but teh mean kids at school keep pulling them D:

I wish I had moar brains ;_;

Granted but your head is freakishly large ;_;

I wish mean people didn't exist :'(

Granted, but the world becomes boring :c

I wish I could eat veggies without hating it D: (needtobecomemorehealthyplz XD)

Granted, now they run out and the world dies. (HOLYSHIZPLZ D:)

I wish Mindless Self Indulgence would tell me my drawings are awesome! :'D

Granted, but they steal 'em D:

I wish I worked at NASA o3o