(DON'T D|< it sucks >w>;; )

Granted, but we become a boring, peaceful planet where nothing goes wrong, nobody dies, the world gets overpopulated and eventually gets hit by a bigass meteor.

I wish for that mosquito to leave my room D<

Granted, but before the mosquito leaves, he bites every single part of your body

I wish the 3DS will release earlier.

Granted, but it's super expensive D: (also, YAY! someone else joining in for a change x3)

I wish I was a sorcereeer

Granted, but your magic goes awry and kills everybody.

I wish people had a better sense of humor.

Granted, but turns out nobody takes anything serious anymore D:

I wish humans didn't need sleep, food, or drinks

Granted, but everyone now has psychological problems and they kill each other.

I wish you were on Gmail.

Granted, but it took me a day to get there ;^;

I wish I had a top hat and a monocle....... and a moustache

Granted, but everyone teases you by saying "I SAY!"

I wish people weren't so rude.

Granted, but everyone's super formal and shiz D:

I wish Portal 2 came out sooner ;^; *yusI'mobsessedplz*

Granted, but it's loaded with errors and the game crashes all the time D:

I wish technology never crashed.

Granted, but then there'd be no technology at all D:

I wish I wasn't lazy and didn't procastrinate >w>

Granted, but you do so much at one time you explode. (I feel like I said this already?)

I wish I could be less lazy and nothing bad would happen and this wish couldn't be ruined and I still get my wish exactly the way I want it. (stumped much? :'D)

Granted and I explode cause I can't spoil the wish ;^;

I wish for what you just wished just so you can try to spoil it >D

Granted, but you're called a copier by me for the rest of your life.

I wish nobody cursed >w>

;_;

Granted, but now you're not allowed to curse anymore either, or you'll be shot D:

I wish for cake

Granted, but it's poisoned and you die

I wish there was no poison

Granted, but now there's neurotoxin instead D:

I wish my computer wasn't evil and perverted

Granted, but he moves on to have grave physical problems, so now it crashes even worse

I wish there were no computer viruses/worms/trojans/etc

Granted, but the hackers come up with something else.
THE PC FLU

I wish aliens came to our planet >w>

Granted, the aliens killed you.


I wish Super Mario 63 (A Flash Game) would do my controls instead of going a different way of which way I'm controlling the character to go.

Granted, but the quality sucks.

I wish everything was high-quality and PCs wouldn't lag about it >.>

Granted, but the games start to suck ;_;

I wish this mouse wasn't covered in grease >w>

Granted, now it's covered in honey that you can't lick off D:

I wish all healthy food tasted good and there was enough for everybody D<

Granted, but the healthy food turns us into ZOMBIE SLAVES

I wish we didn't need toothpaste, and our teeth would just stay healthy >w>

Granted, but the toothpaste company finds out and breaks everybody's teeth.

I wish everything was free.