Granted, but all you do are shine the space suits :c

I wish this cake didn't taste funny.

Granted, but it tastes bad now D:

I wish my guitar pick wasn't so chewy XD

XD Granted, but now it's so hard it breaks your teeth :c

I wish my grades were straight A's.

Granted, but that's only for one subject D:

I wish I had irken soda o3o

Granted, but it turns out it's a poop can and poop cans actually have poop in 'em D: ewww...

I wish I had an awesome scanner that worked well and wouldn't get broken or explode.

Granted, but I can't think of a way to spoil that so I come over to your house and smash it with a hammer to spoil the wish anyway >8D

I wish my cat didn't stalk me D:

Granted, now it hates you and scratches you every time it sees you.

I wish I had better grades :/

Granted, but people tease you and call you a nerd D:

I wish we both existed in the Invader Zim world :insertlaiconhere: c8

Granted, but we both get killed by Jhonen's cruel, twisted, and awesome mind :/

I wish Jhonen would become less awesome so I could feel better about myself XD

Granted, but with him, the invader zim show becomes less awesome too D:

I wish internet wasn't mean |c

Granted, now it's boring :c

I wish I didn't have to hide you from my parents :'(

Granted, but now I have to hide you from my parents ;_;

I wish we could meet eachother some time and our parents would agree D:

Granted, but I can't see you cuz I go blind D:

I wish we could both meet each other (again).

Granted, but suddenly a hurricane comes over and blows us off the planet. DB (isthatevenpossible?)

I wish I had ms. Bitters as teacher.

Granted, but she sends you to the underground class room D:

I wish I had fuzzy socks.

Granted, but they eat yer feet D:

I wish school was easier ;_;

Granted, but you're so happy you spazz out and drop it and now it's broken. D:

I wish I could draw wolves. D:

Granted, but some random guy from eBay comes to your house and steals it anyway.

I wish I wasn't an addict D:

Granted, but now you don't like anything at all!

I wish I can eat some bubble gum!

Granted, but its so sticky your entire mouth wont open XD

I wish it wasn't so hot outside ;_;

Granted, but now it's the Second Ice Age and it's too cold!

I wish that these termites would go away from my house!

Granted, but they start nomming on your garage.

I wish we had THUNDER :'D

Granted, but now you get zapped by lightning! DX

I wish that Stephenie Meyer disappears forever.