I saw this game on another forum and thought it'd be fun to do here :3

The rules are simple:
Someone makes a wish (could be any wish) and the next person to reply has to spoil that wish! >D
And then that next person makes a wish as well.

Example:
I wish I had a bike

You get an accident
I wish I was rich

Someone steals all your money
I wish....

and so on
lets see how long this will go on Px


yay I'm the first one :'D

I wish I was a superhero

You are, but you end up in jail

I wish I had a lifelong supply of coke (as in coca cola)

Granted, but you die shortly after because of the carbon dioxide in your lungs.

I wish I had a teddy bear.

(COME TO THE CHAT*cough*)

It eats your face.

I wish I was an alien :'D

(am there :B)

Granted, but you die from rollercoasters falling on you

I wish for nothing but what I already have, NOTHING CHANGED.

You found out that wish is useless.

I wish my school was less boring

You get a disease of drinking soda instead

I wish ACDC was giving a concert in our neighbourhood

Granted but they turn into Ozzy Osbourne and bite your head off. (XDDDDD)

I wish that my grandmother was alive... (don't worry, nothing gets to me )

Granted but it turns out he was made of paper and disappeared.

I wish the forum banner was better

Granted, but now it has ZADR in it!!

I wish I get free Coco-Cola from every store I go to.

Granted, but the managers get together and think you're stealing so they plan a mass murder!

I wish this website had 3 more members that were just like you guys

Granted, but ZaDr and Yaoi lovers come and spam everything DB

I wish I had the ability to pass through solid objects o3o

Granted, but they go defective and you get stuck in one every 3 walls or so.

I wish I was really Irken.

Granted, though now everyone is jealous and kills you D:

I wish I was the best guitar player evah :'D

Granted, but then one night, you show off and play your scales so fast, your hands catch on fire.

I wish Zim was real and he lived with me and no one would know.

Granted, but Dib finds out and finally managed to dissect him D:

I wish I was an undead zombie

Granted, but your head keeps falling off.

I wish GIR would give me a hug. :3