Granted, but she becomes a ghost and haunts everyone.

I wish for......something.

Granted, but you get nothing which is something.

I wish we are able to travel in the future.

Granted, but in the future the earth no longer exists D:

I wish for EVERYTHING o3o

Granted, but now you have nothing else to get!

I wish that I am the Grim Reaper!

Granted, but people die every two seconds giving you a very busy job D:

I wish I was a guy (just for lulz, see what happens XD)

Granted, but you're gay. XDDD

I wish the voices in my head would stop D:

Granted, but now you hear music in your head!

I wish I was married to the Warden from Superjail!

Granted, but you end up digested (gawd that scene horrors in my head foreva D: )

I wish I was a werewolf o3o

Granted, but you are a werewolf from the Twilight series!!!

I wish that Dib and Tak from Invader Zim got married!

Granted, but Dib cheats on her and Tak blows him up D: (stupid bitch)

I wish Zim would just learn to love GIR and acknowledge how cute he is.

Granted, but Gir then hugs him to death :<

I wish The Netherland's first language was english

Granted, but their English is very poor, that you can hardly understand them now!

I wish that I got the DVD that I've ordered from Hawaii! *impatient*

Granted, but it's the wrong one D:

I wish I could type faster without getting my hands injured XD (or the keyboard)

Granted, but the keyboard, instead of getting hurt, explodes.

I wish my parents would STOP NAGGING ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK!

Granted, but now they nag you on how to eat your dinner! =?

I wish that someone is cooking my chicken ramen right now.

Granted, but the chicken is still alive.

I wish for a GIANTSUPERMEGACOOKIEFFFFFFF

Granted, but it eats you D:

I wish I had the most delicious, unspoiled, Yoo-Hoo chocolate drink EVER.

Granted, but it drinks you (wut?)

I wish for stuff to happen, it's boring :<

Granted, but you get killed and life is boring.

I wish I always had a computer with me.

Granted, but it's very heavy :<

I wish I could control the elements

Granted, but you can't control the power of fire and ended up burning everything you touch!

I wish that I can use Skype.

Granted, but a pervert finds out where you live.

I wish that I could learn how to eat healthier ._.

Granted, but all the healthy food tastes bad xc

I still wish I could meet you and chels C:

Granted, but our parents found out and grounded us. DX

I wish that I can chainsaw a Twilight book.

Granted, but the book stays intact *fearplz*

I wish the time stopped