Granted, but it's empty

I wish I was smart!

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish I could draw on the computer better. (Not ZADR or any other couplings)

Granted, but one day your computer crashes and deletes ALL the files D:

I wish we knew eachother in real life ;_;

Granted, but I kick yer ass for stealing mah wish DB< (yush I wished that too XD)

I wish my computer was better

Granted, but it's poisoned and you die a horrible, torturous death afterwards. (ZOMG!)

I wish I was 20 years old, and beautiful and smart and not handicapped or anything

Granted, but you die an early death DB

I wish Invader Zim came back

Granted, but the delivery guy forgets where you live.

I wish I could type faster D|

Granted, but you type so fast that your fingers ignite and go all over the place XDDD

I wish I knew what the name was of the new Megadeth album that was coming out so I can give it to my dad for his b-day...

Granted, but it's sold out DB

I wish for..... something to wish

Granted, but you can't wish for it. XP

I wish this GOD-DAMNED cheap Japanese MP3 player would sound better...

Granted, but it makes your ears bleed DB

I wish for something to wish that actually comes true XD (sorry, braindead here D: )

Granted, but it's a bad wish that ends up in chaos and eventually the destruction of the universe.

I wish my baby brother would be less annoying...

Granted, but it somehow backfires in a way I can't think of right now

I wish people didn't stalk me D:

Granted, now everyone avoids you and thinks you're invisible.

I wish Dora the Explorer wasn't so FREAKING ANNOYING D:

Granted, but now there's a new gay show that's annoying DB

I wish I always knew what I'm supposed to say

Granted, but not always is what you're supposed to say what you want to say and what is the right thing to say. (YEY CONFUSION )

I wish healthy food tasted better.

Granted, but now it's not healty anymore DB

I wish I understood what you just typed ._.

Granted, but you understand NOTHING anymore D:
(BTW, I meant that whatever you're supposed to say, isn't always what you want to say. And it's not always the right thing to say.)

I wish I lived in Argentina.

(right Px)

Granted, but you don't speak the language DB (if they speak a language other than english)

I wish my brain wasnt dead

Granted, but it engorges your head and eventually explodes, sending tiny particles of your brain throughout the world.

And one of them landed on an Indian Ambassador named Willy.

I wish I lived in Zim's base.

Granted, but Gir stalks you all day long.

I wish I knew that indian ambasador, he has a funny name.

Granted, but he cries because of you making fun of his name

I wish Zim were real and he'd give me an awkward hug. (Since he's not the hugging type lol)