Granted, but Edward Cullen comes out of it and burns your eyes with his sparkles and his torso since is shirt is off. (MY EYES HURT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT)

I wish Twilight never existed.

Granted, but they come up with another crap book ._.

I wish my other wish again since that one got skipped ಠ_ಠ
(I wish time stopped)

oh sorry XD;;

Granted, but we all stop too, and we never speak again.

I wish for a hot boyfriend that had absolutely nothing wrong with him, wouldn't grow old, or disappear/explode. And that I would go perfectly along with him, also not growing old, or disappearing/exploding.

Granted, but time had stopped remember?

I wish time'd go again XD

Granted, but we went too fast and the world ends!!!

I wish the world is mine!

Granted, but Bush is still president o_0

I wish for taquitos

Granted, but they give you explosive diarrhea.

I wish this dog would stop barking and growling at me.

Granted, but now a cat is singing while you sleep at night.

I wish that I can go to an anime convention in New York.

Granted, but there's a terrorist attack and the building explodes D: (no offence, but new york makes me think of terrorists XD;; )


I wish I could animate Px

Granted but your animations are crappy D:

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying! (but he's so damn cute x3)

granted, but he keeps nomming on your head o3O

I wish a blue flying monkey crashed into my window :'D

Granted, but now it scratches it butt in front of you!

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but you can't breathe underwater. ;^;

I wish they made an invader Zim movie

Granted, but it's a ZADR movie!!

I wish I was famous on DeviantArt!

Granted, but half of your fans demand you to draw ZaDr DB

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyy

Granted but you fallllllllllllll

I wish my family was rich and awesome with money so if we went broke we could get it again :'3

Granted but they become arrogant rich bastards just like in the movies D:

I wish I'd get off my lazy butt once in a while XD

XDD Granted, but you end up becoming an extremely over-active person and you turn anorexic D:

I wish I could LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE F***ING CHORUS OF ABOUT A GIRL BY NIRVANA ALREADY

Granted, but you forget everything else ;^;

I wish my computer was capable of playing Left 4 Dead (AWESOME game)

Granted, but it turns out that the game is LOADED with viruses and your computer is a walking disease D:

I wish I could learn any song I want to on the guitar quickly and awesomely

Granted, but you break your fingers D:

I wish..... I wish.... eerm.... I wish for a wish

Granted, but that wish is NOT A WISH D:

I wishhhhh everybody was healthy :3

Granted, but all we eat is yucky vegetables D:

I wish you'd put Unknown Species on Deviantart! XDD

Granted, but everyone explodes from epic failllll! :'D

I wish I wuz riiiiich x3

Granted, but you spend everythiiiin'.... silly, silly you D:

I wish I had mah driver's licence |D;;