Granted, but you're a terrible driver and you get into an accident a day later D:

I wish for everything to be exactly the same as it is now because it's awesome x3

Granted, but we get this weird deja vu thingy where everyday'll be the same, cause fate's a bitch XDD

I wish I had a shizload of baseball caps XDD

X'DDDDDD

Granted, but with every cap, you get a ball in the face DB

I wish my purpose in life was fulfilled lol. XDDD

D8
XDD

Granted, but you die afterwards ;^;

I wish I was more serious at times... nah who am I kidding, I wish for a pony 8D XDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Granted, but instead you're more serious >D

I wish my brother was always this peaceful ^^

Granted, but he's never silly anymore D:

I wish I could type like an.... epic.... type-machine..thingy owo

Granted, but you malfunction and explode.

Lol.

I wish I was Supawoman

Granted, but you can't fly ;^;

I wish I would stop biting mah nails XD;

Granted, but they grow long and nasty D:

I wish nobodeh was ugleh

Granted, but everybody is a popular bitch XD

I wish my hair would grow the way I wanted it to ;A;

Granted, but it all falls out a day later and you're bald D:

I wish nothing I made sucked or was corny >_>

Granted, but now you have a huge amount of fans who demand you to keep writing or they'll stalk you

I wish my computer was epicawesome and could handle all games without crashing ;^;

granted, but instead of crashing, the epicawesomeness devours your computer and it explodes D:

I wish I was 2 inches taller

Granted, but those two inches are chopped off your feet D:

I wish I'd get in an epicawesome adventure and SURVIVE owo

Granted, but about a few days afterwards, you get in another adventure and you die shortly.

I wish I could do lots of things at the same time with no consequences, during after or before

Granted, but for some reason you don't like it D8

I wish for a big bowl of popcorn o3o

Granted, but you eat all at once and choke and die D: (lolbrutal)

I wish I had LOVE D:

Granted, but it leaves you afterward ;^;

I wish for a..... smaller bowl of popcorn o3e;;

Granted, but you choke on one piece and suffer for 5 days before you actually die. XDD

I wish for love that would never leave me ;w;

Granted, but it gives you a shitload of drama ;_;

I wish my parents'd allow me to go to a Mark Knopfler concert XD

Granted, but you get killed by all the crazy fans D<

I wish Twilight fans could be less annoying about EVERYTHING, not only Twilight >_>

Granted, but it lasts only a second ;_;

I wish I could flyyyyyy without falling o3o

Granted, but you craaaaaash D:

I wish I was a few inches taller >w>

Granted, but you grow humongous boobs too

I wish I was a supahstaaar

(X'DDD I consider that a good thing X'DDDDDDDDDDD)

Granted, but someone stalks and kills you

I wish nobody was horny and made the wrong decisions