Chelsea laughs. "Yeah, probably too horrible for that stupid, fat Zim!" she exclaimed. "I pity the Tallest for having to deal with this moron."

"Pfft, yeah. He really is a moron. But he's really not fat!"

"Of course he's fat!" Chelsea is now going on how why Zim is fat. "He's a weak and small! If he keeps on being a lazy Irken, he'll never grow! That's why he could never be as fabulous as me!" she laughed, her ego boosting. "He's so fat, he makes Skoodge look like he's actually thin!"

"He's not fat, HIS BODY IS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS!" Zo-e in her mind was saying, "that sounded SO wrong."

Chelsea blinked, confused as ever. "A-Am I hearing things, or did you just say I think you just said?..." she asked.

Zo-e's eyes widened and she blinked. "I-I-I don't know. D-Did you?"

"Y-You said Zim's body is perfect the way it is," Chelsea said. "Th-The thought of Zim's body.....is so gross!!" she screamed. "Ugh!! To see his fat flabby body horrifies me!!" Oh boy, back to Zim being fat again. Typical for someone like this Irken girl.

"Have you SEEN him changing his suit? NO! I DON'T THINK SO!" yelled Zo-e. She thought quickly. "And I haven't either, which is why I said it was perfect! ...because it just seems that way!"

"I'll be the judge of that for myself," Chelsea snickered. "I would though laugh at his bare body." She then turns to Zo-e. "But why go defend for that moron? You know what's he done, don't ya?"

"Y-yes, I do, but..." she played with the tip of her suit. "...I somehow feel a sort of... sympathy for him."

Chelsea paused for a moment. "It makes me wonder why he's so oblivious all the time," she sighed.

Tam blinked. "Er, are we going to hang out yet or are we gonna keep talking about the oh-so-amazing-Zim-I've-never-even-met?" Tam said, teasingly.

"W-what is that supposed to mean?!" said Zo-e, ignoring Tam. (sorry XD;)

"He's so oblivious to everything that is the truth!!" She explains. Hearing Tam, Chelsea blushed a little. "Y-Yes! We should continue with our plans!" she exclaimed. "And I still think Zim's fat and not so amazing," she muttered.

(its okay XD)

Tam rolled her eyes and leaned against a wall.
This could take a while...

"I heard that! My antennae are SUPER sensitive! I can hear you UNDER YOUR BREATH from planet CONVENTIA! And why do you wonder why he's so oblivious, huh? Is it something to do with me?!" she crossed her arms and tapped her foot. "Don't you try to walk away from this!"

Chelsea blinked. "I've never even said it had to do with you," she said. "Unless you WERE doing something with Zim!"

Tam watched the two of them firing their arguments as if it was a tennis match.

"WHAT?! That's preposterous! I wouldn't be caught dead with him, doing anything! I wouldn't even let him into my own home!" she screamed. She was a very good liar.

"You're right. Heck, if I were to let him in my base, it would be only out of torture!" she laughed again.

Zo-e laughed nervously and notably. "Yeah. Torture. Hehe."

Chelsea nods. "Yes! Oh how I imagine the many ways to make that fat little man scream!!" She laughs evilly.

Zo-e face palmed, deeply implanting her palm in her face. "He... is... not... fat."

Chelsea smirked. "I'd like him to say that to my face!"

(epicfacepalmplz)
((sorry, had to do that XD))

Tam fell asleep against the wall.
Yup, she actually fell asleep. Good going guys.

(sorry, in a bit of a silly mood here XDD melig!)