''I just want to know why you two are even here!'' He said, glaring still. ''You're not invaders out to destroy the planet just like Zim I hope? Cause I'll regret saving you.''

Zo-e laughed and looked down. "Tell him Tam."

Tam looked at Dib, then back at Zo-e. ''Why me?''

"Because if not I'll kill him," she said.

Tam sighed. ''Fine, we're invaders. But for now we're just told to keep an eye on Zim, to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.'' She snickered.
''But... The planet IS marked for conquest.''

"Though not by our leaders," said Zo-e. "By us." Zo-e leaned over to Tam's side. "Wasn't that a lie?" she whispered.

''I dunno.'' Tam whispered back. ''I thought it was.''

Dib looked strangely at the both of them.

"The hell man?!" Zo-e yelled, closing her eyes and banging both hands on the table.

Tam blinked. ''Soooo... What're we gonna do?''

"No fucking idea," she said.

Tam poked her food some more, sighed, stood up with her tray and walked towards a garbage can.
She threw the food away, walked back and sat down again.
''Y'know, I'm glad we don't need food.'' She looked at Dib. ''No offence, but it's horrible.''

"That's why I always carry some snacks with me," said Zo-e, taking out about 3 bags of nachos and potato chips out of her PAK.

''Ooooh.'' Tam snatched the bag of potato chips from Zo-e and opened it.

Zo-e stuck her tongue out to open the nachos.

While they were eating, Dib looked at the bags, drooling.

Zo-e looked at Dib. You didn't think she didn't know Dib wanted some, did you?

Tam didn't notice Dib's look, and ate the chips happily.

"Want one?" Zo-e said, holding out a nacho in her hand to Dib.

''Um... sure.'' Dib sat down opposite of Zo-e, took a nacho from the bag and ate it.
''.......Hey, this isn't so bad.''

Zo-e grinned and looked at her watch. "3, 2, 1-"

Dib suddenly got up and threw up in the trash can.

Tam laughed. ''Good one.'' She snickered,

''Ugh... What the-?!'' Dib mumbled.

Zo-e grinned and Dib came back to the table.

"What was that?!" he yelled.

"Sweetheart, those are Irken nachos. What did you expect?!" Zo-e broke out in laughter.

''Payback, pal.'' Tam laughed too. ''That's what earth food does to us.''

Dib just glared but sat down at the table again.

Zo-e's laugh faded out. "Why are you still here?" she said.

Dib looked up. ''Uh.... Why not?!'' He said stubbornly.

"I just made you vomit. You have your own table with your sister," she said pointing to Gaz. "And yet you stay here, where we hate you? Either you're stupid or just really stubborn."

Dib shrugged. ''Once you get to know my sister, you'd understand why I'd rather be here.''